Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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