Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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