with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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