i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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