I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I need a burrito and a hug.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Drunk is not a location!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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