I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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