I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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