Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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