Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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