Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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