So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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