come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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