so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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