The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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