I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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