There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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