what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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