Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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