the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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