if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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