so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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