I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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