Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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