i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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