Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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