brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
