He asked to "fluff my boner.."
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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