i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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