She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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