You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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