You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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