I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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