So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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