fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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