he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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