I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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