Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Less talking, more tequila
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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