Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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