If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My bed smells like the plague
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