I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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