i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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