oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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