Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
