last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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