I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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