btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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