...so i touched it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
