It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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