But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
