you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Farmville is her only friend.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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