At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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